I don't rec fics all that often, but this one's different.
This story will leave you begging for brain bleach and reaching for something to poke out your eyes. I've already inflicted this on
suki_blue and
eyezrthewindows, and decided to share the pain with as many people as I can. After all, misery loves company.
I'll try to post some yummy dessert recipes here in a bit to make up for this torture.
Now that you've been warned that you may NEVER be the same if you click on this link, I give you...
The Corellian, The Wookie and the 51st Century Man. With special guest appearances by Methos and Amanda, for reasons I don't really want to know about.
Go on. I double dog dare you.